Fire - the greatest gift to mankind (aka "Let's burn Jay's clothes")

[havamahal]

Fire can destroy your house and all of your possession?s in less than an hour, and it can reduce an entire forest to a pile of ash and charred wood. It's also a terrifying weapon, with nearly unlimited destructive power. Fire kills more people every year than any other force of nature. ?But at the same time, fire is extraordinarily helpful. It gave humans the first form of portable light and heat. It also gave us the ability to cook food, forge metal tools, form pottery, harden bricks and drive power plants. There are few things that have done as much harm to humanity as fire, and few things that have done as much good.  

(from howstuffworks.com)

And now it will do the best thing of them all - it will burn all the horrors that Jay decided to wear over the years. So here it is, out little campfire, where you can throw all the stuff, that make your eyes hurt, and turn them into harmless ashes...

(hope you won't mind the stench of the burning clothes... :P )

I wanted to do this for a loooong time...

Oh god... those pants...



*throws them into fire*

Now *that* felt good... ;)


And as if those pants weren't enough, he just *had* to wear pink shoes with them...







Hope you're wearing underwear, Jay...

*steals the pants and the shoes*

Into the fire with them!


This is just the beginning... oh, and I *could* use a little help here... ;)

[Teemeah]

Dotted shirt with checkered bowtie with pink sweaters and a jacket decorated with UNICORNS and a heart????? Seriously????? TO DA FIRE WID IT!



Kill kill kill  - the designer!! NOW! Burn 'im!



Seriously? Where did he get this from? A pile of thrown outs in a wastebin?

http://www.asianbite.com/TaiwanImages/jay_chou_2.jpg

OUCH

http://www.asianbite.com/News_Images/Fashion_Gala_Set_to_Sweep_into_Town-20081016122102.jpg

Feathers are good for fire. Seriously. It hurts just to look at the picture.

[havamahal]

  

It's painful to watch him in that.  Uhm... I'm assuming he got that ring with the "featherly" outfit...?



Jay, this is The Green Hornet, not Flash Gordon, okay? No Hawkmen, please. Got it?


Never could stand this shirt. Doesn't completely fit the "horrifiying" category, but it's NOT something I'd wanna see him wear again.



Yikes! Jay, it was your birthday!!! And this was the best you could do? Come on...




How on earth did they force him to wear *this*?!!



Did he lose a bet or something? Was he blackmailed? Because there's no other reasonable explanation for this... I refuse to believe his taste is *that* bad.

PS: Maybe it's just temporaray, but Teemeah, I can't see the second and third pic you posted... :)

[Teemeah]

for some reason the board doesnt like those two pics (too horrifying a style maybe...LOL). I reposted them as links.

your last pic is the top horror ... jesus. He seriously needs a lesson on fashion. a very detailed, very looong lesson. but what I dont get is that other times he is completely ok, or even very fashionable and smart looking. yet other times it's complete horror. maybe he has a double personality? scyzophrenia? :D

[havamahal]

   

That would explain a lot.

There are times, when he looks great - I was browsing my gallery with his pics the other day to find some of the horrors, and by the end of the day I was almost amazed, that I couldn't find more cases for fashion police. There was "only" about 10% of his clothes that were in desperate need of burning...

for some reason the board doesnt like those two pics (too horrifying a style maybe...LOL). I reposted them as links.

Nope. Still getting "Service Unavailable" sign. :) I'll try later. Maybe it'll change its mind.

[havamahal]

This has to burn!





Yes, Jay, the sunglasses too! But to prove I'm not so mean, I'll allow you to keep the jeans. :P  How's that?





I wonder how many of this stuff does he choose himself and how much his stylist/assistants... 

[havamahal]

Today's topic: PINK!!!







No wonder I hate Uncle Joker that much. 



How on earth did he manage to charm Patty with those pants?!!


OMG! O.M.G!!!! I can't breathe... Is he trying to kill me or something?!!!


There's no excuse for this. It *has* to burn!

My dear campfire, be my guest...

[fluffythepen]

trying to figure out how to get pictures on here...


help? :P

[havamahal]

You mean you don't know how to post pics here? Didn't kelvin's topic help?

How to post pics (a bit more detail now)
http://www.multistars.com/forums/index.php?topic=3307.0

If you still have trouble send me a PM and I'll explain. 'kay? :)

[fluffythepen]

fur... o_O



this one would've looked alright.... if it weren't for the flower design and some of the rings... :P


I like the food, but the scarf scared my apetite away...


maybe it's the perspective, but it scares me...

[kuso]

havamahal, u're gona faint when u hear this: during the LA concert when he sings wo bu pei, he sings (in chinese) "wave your glowsticks, the glowsticks are pink because *I LIKE* pink".

i think a little pink is okay especially when contrasted on black, just no jeans/shoes/unicorns/flowers which is sadly what he seems to wear.

[Teemeah]

havamahal, u're gona faint when u hear this: during the LA concert when he sings wo bu pei, he sings (in chinese) "wave your glowsticks, the glowsticks are pink because *I LIKE* pink".

i think a little pink is okay especially when contrasted on black, just no jeans/shoes/unicorns/flowers which is sadly what he seems to wear.

         *faint* (I seriously start to think there is something wrong with him... )

[havamahal]

*starts to pick herself off the floor*

Did... you... by... any chance... say... PINK?

*faints again*

Just give me a moment to compose myself... *takes a deeeeep breath*  Okay, I'm ready. My hands are still shaking, but I think I can manage.

Now he's already *singing* about liking pink?!!! You know, I'm slowly starting to suspect blue is *not* his favourite color.

There are some combinations with  pink I don't utterly hate - definitely with black. It suits him, because he's dark. See, something like this is perfectly fine with me:



Oh, and *nobody* (!!!) touches these two:





Got it? I got personally attached to them and I am NOT letting them burn. So, back away slowly. Go on... Yes, that's right... shoo! I'm not letting you have it!

This, on the other hand, has to burn.





Okay, I could probably even stomach horrors like that. But pink bow ties? Pink shoes? Pink guitar?!! Pink pianos?!! And most of all - PINK CAR WITH FREAKING STEERING WHEEL COVERED WITH PINK FUR?!!!!!

  

*stomps off to find LA version of Wo Bu Pei* I know I have it somewhere...

[havamahal]

maybe it's the perspective, but it scares me...

 

Just when I thought I've seen all the horrors a new thing comes up...

[Teemeah]

and you know it is not only the clothes that have to burn. Some of his accesories are also worth a year in the fashion jail - at least.

These american rapper style horrid necklaces...


that embroidered silver thing... oooouuchh.... Jay, this is not what a MAN should wear....


the woman is ugly too but it's that "thing" around his neck that freks meout most