*starts to pick herself off the floor*
Did... you... by... any chance... say... PINK
Just give me a moment to compose myself... *takes a deeeeep breath* Okay, I'm ready. My hands are still shaking, but I think I can manage.
Now he's already *singing* about liking pink?!!! You know, I'm slowly starting to suspect blue is *not* his favourite color.
There are some combinations with pink I don't utterly hate - definitely with black. It suits him, because he's dark. See, something like this is perfectly fine with me:
Oh, and *nobody* (!!!) touches these two:
Got it? I got personally attached to them and I am NOT letting them burn. So, back away slowly. Go on... Yes, that's right... shoo! I'm not letting you have it!
This, on the other hand, has to burn.
Okay, I could probably even stomach horrors like that. But pink bow ties? Pink shoes? Pink guitar?!! Pink pianos?!! And most of all - PINK CAR WITH FREAKING STEERING WHEEL COVERED WITH PINK FUR?!!!!!
*stomps off to find LA version of Wo Bu Pei* I know I have it somewhere...